No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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