I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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