You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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