She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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