You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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