What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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