my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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