did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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