It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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