just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
soo... how was my night?
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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