all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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