You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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