Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
