yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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