This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
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