i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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