I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my being single is dangerous.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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