Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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