For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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