if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i came on her dog
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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