Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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