No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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