She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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