when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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