why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Randomize
