He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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