i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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