If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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