You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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