Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
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