OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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