why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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