What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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