Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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