god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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