So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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