Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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