Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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