Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You can't just leave with hair like that
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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