I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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