never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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