Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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