erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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