Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
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