her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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