My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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