you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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