this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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