ya dads aren't the best wingmen
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I smell like Dick and happiness
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