would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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