so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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